Thorodin and Javor have finally realised that they have a quest that they need to be getting on with.  So they meet up with their new assassin pals to do some plotting and planning.  They also push the DM to his limit with their ridiculous demands.

We’re still fighting these damned dwarves, and it’s getting tense.  Thorodin has fallen off the tower, and one of the dwarves is now hanging by his fingertips over the edge…the only thing that could make this any more nerve wracking would be a lunatic with a flute stomping about and causing chaos.

Episode 14 – Let Loose The Bears Of War

Welcome to a new season of the Formal Gamer podcast.  We are pleased to be heading into the new season, and hopefully you will think it is our best yet.  We’ve improved our sound quality, our logo and even our website.  Unfortunately we have yet to improve our jokes.  If you want to check out the art for season 3 head over to the website FormalGamer.com Just to remind you we are going to one podcast a week again, at least for the time being.

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It’s the episode that everyone has been waiting for…the poetry competition.  Who hasn’t wanted to hear the beautiful words of Javor the Bard?  I know I have.  Also Thorodin is his usual, blustering self, and chaos ensues.  

This week we have some combat, a rarity for this campaign, and it is going well…so far.  Javor and Thorodin have fought off a wave of Goblin Skeletons and are now awaiting an attack from a Minotaur Skeleton.  What could possibly go wrong….well you’ll see actually.

Javor and Thorodin are blundering there way towards the Martial Competition, and as always they don’t have a great plan.  In fact there common method is to make it up as they go along.  

Javor finds himself sitting in a house, waiting to meet the man he has been contracted to kill.  And for once Javor is lost for words.  So while Javor is waiting for his awkward conversation Thorodin is heading off for his second audition, and today is also the day of he big arm wrestling contest.  How could you resist this episode of the Formal Gamer?  You probably can’t.

This week Javor suffers a breakdown, as I am Javor I also suffered a breakdown.  So you will hear a grown man start to cry, and laugh hysterically, as he can’t cope with his character any more.  There is also a  scene, a lute getting snapped, and a small boy called Kwee.  Obviously it can only be The Formal Gamer Podcast.   As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Javor is going for his audition in the big play in this episode, he has learnt his script, got himself all ready, and wants to impress.  Thorodin has got an interview to lift up boxes and pull on some ropes.  So it’s a big day for both of them.  Of course where Javor and Thorodin tread chaos is soon to follow.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com