Season 2 – Apology

I screwed up guys.  Apologies.  My PC has been destroyed in a storm, and I had not done my most basic duty of backing up the files.  I will try to recover the data, and hopefully by Saturday we will have the episode ready.  Once again thanks for listening to the Formal Gamer Podcast, and we’ll be back soon.

Season 2 – Episode 35 – Iron Heinrich is a Real Anchor

This weeks episode has no real intro, so just to sum up…Grot and Dante are now on a shipwreck, well technically a flying shipwreck, fighting a reanimated corpse.  This corpse seems to have a mysterious artefact surgically implanted into his chest.  So really it’s a completely normal day for the Formal Gamer podcast.  As always find us on Facebook, and Twitter, and check out our online home

Season 2 – Episode 33 – Not Technically A Zombie

This weeks episode takes place on a giant boat.  The characters are on the boat of course, we were sitting in a front room in the North of England, trying desperately to keep a puppy quiet so we could record.  Grot and Dante have made friends again, and are now ready to take on the sunken vessel they rescued from the deep.  Unfortunately it seems that this abandoned ship is not nearly as abandoned as first though.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at

Season 2 – Episode 32 – The Falling Out

This week may be the most bizarre episode of the Formal Gamer yet, as while doing some relatively mundane puzzle work Grot and Dante genuinely and in real life fall out.  Luckily the effect is not permenant, but you can sense the frustration, and you can hear the panis in the DM’s voice as his game goes down the toilet briefly.  Luckily a quick pause and some sweet words sorted us out, and the rest of the episode is a blinder.  Check out for our offer as well.

Season 2 – Episode 31 – Over The Top

Just what the world has been waiting for…audio arm wrestling.  What could be better than all the excitement of two people pitting their biceps against each other?  How about only being able to hear the action being retold to you, and the results being decided by dice rolls.  And one of the participants being a BugBear.  The fact this podcast is not considered part of every schools essential curriculum is baffling to me.  Enjoy the episode.

Season 2 – Episode 30 – Dante’s Doing Vines

When you have very nearly been killed by bandits, and a giant slug has almost crushed you to death, you probably want to chill out and relax.  Maybe have a bath, and put your feet up.  Unfortunately there is no such luck for our hapless adventurers, as they stumble from one mis-adventure to another.  As always check out our facebook, and our twitter, and enjoy the nonsense.

Season 2 – Episode 27 – Dante Vs The Fashion Police

Dante and Grot have finally defeated the Hag and now stand in her lovely house.  What terrifying secrets will they discover as they investigate the Hag’s abode?  Will Dante finally be able to live out his dream and become a fashion designer?  There is only one way to find out, listen to this episode of the Formal Gamer Podcast.  Also check out our Twitter and our Facebook pages.  

Season 2 – Episode 25 – Sweet Old Lady

Episode 25 – Sweet Old Lady

Well, nothing could be more scary than an old, abandoned house sitting at the top of a hill. What could possibly go wrong? As per the usual, the answer is everything. As always, find us on Facebook and Twitter.

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Season 2 – Episode 25 – Sweet Old Lady

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The Formal Gamer is a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.  Three old friends play the classic RPG while taking you on an adventure full of action, excitement, and ridiculous nonsense.  They bicker, they mock each other, but mainly they laugh a lot at their mistreatment at the hands of vicious dice.


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